Brat Pack Esōes Starter Kit
($210 Value)
The Esōes Brat Pack is only available via our partner iFundWomen here:
Follow the link + click the Yellow "Fund It" button to help keep yourself safer with the ultimate Esōes Personal Safety Starter Kit!
The Brat Pack which includes:
1 - Esōes Safety Device with bluetooth connected panic button
2 - Interchangeable lip colors of your choice
5 - Benzodiazepine Test Strips (Which test for:
Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol or Roofies), Alprazolam (Xanax), Diazepam (Valium), Diazepam (Diastat), Temazepam (Restoril), Oxazepam (Serax), Lorazepam (Ativan), Etizolam (Arophlam), Triazolam (Halcion), Nitrazepam (Mogadon))
1 - Esōes+ App Annual Membership which provides 24/7 access to emergency services giving the ability to priority dispatch authorities or your trusted contacts with a push of a button
1 - Ticket to our "It's Giving Safety" online class
U.S. Patent No. 11,796,478
The Esōes Smart Safety Lipstick is the first patent-issued liquid lipstick or gloss with roofie test strips and a Bluetooth-connected button that connects to our customizable Esões safety app!
Follow this link + click the Yellow "Fund It" button to get yours!
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Esōes Cosmetics is here to keep you stay safer in your everyday life! With our bluetooth connected panic button, customizable safety app & roofie test strips, we are dedicated to fighting drug-facilitated sexual assault and violence!
We Are Doing That in 3 Ways:
At Esōes our slogan is: 'If it's not a hell yes, it's a no!'
We are proud to have over 50 investors from 10 different states who have created an Esōes female founded investor fund. This diverse, powerful group of angel investors are leading the way towards a safer world for all of us!
Interested in investing? Email us at: joy@esoescosmetics.com
joy hoover
Inventor, Founder
Chief Executive Officer
Meet Joy, a determined 3rd time founder, with an extensive 15-year background in executive leadership, organizational development, and human-driven social impact. Combining her expertise in entrepreneurship + her education in cosmetology and fashion design, she spearheads Esōes Cosmetics with a strategic approach to creative brand management, relational fundraising, innovative problem-solving, partner relationship management, and collaborative efforts both locally and nationwide.
Joy's dynamic leadership and vision are the driving force behind Esōes, earning her well-deserved recognition as Entrepreneur of the Year at the Iconic Women of Distinction Awards. Unapologetically bold, she fearlessly takes on the fight to end violence, symbolized by her bright lip and signature wide-brimmed hat, paving the way for future generations, empowering her daughters with the knowledge that anything is possible!
phil hoover
Honorary Co-Founder
Chief Experience Officer
Meet Phil, a guiding force within Esōes Cosmetics, leveraging his background in tech and market training, as well as customer care and service. Phil oversees crucial areas such as onboarding and training, customer and employee relations, and technical support. Within the absolute whirlwind of entrepreneurship, Phil's presence brings a sense of calm and stability.
What sets Phil apart is his unwavering compassion for humanity, as he uses his privilege to prioritize other's safety. His profound commitment to making a positive impact wherever he goes is the true essence of love, a definition that inspires all of us. We consider ourselves incredibly fortunate to have Phil as an integral part of our team and as a dedicated ally in our fight to build a safer world! Armed with dad jokes, conversations about consent, and chef-worthy vegan recipes, Phil is teaching his daughters what respect and dignity look like in action.