IF IT'S NOT A HELL YES, IT'S A NO

cosmetics that

could save your life!

take your safety into you own hands!

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Esōes Cosmetics is here to keep you stay safer in your everyday life! With our bluetooth connected panic button, customizable safety app & roofie test strips, we are dedicated to fighting drug-facilitated sexual assault and violence!


We Are Doing That in 3 Ways:

At Esōes our slogan is: 'If it's not a hell yes, it's a no!'

Beauty + Science + technology = An everyday safer YOU!

  • Esōes Starter Pack With Interchangeable Color ($76 Value!)
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    $64.95 USD
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  • Esōes Benzo Test Strips
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  • Esōes Liquid Lipstick and Gloss (Esoes Safety Device sold separately)
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    $14.95 USD
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  • Esōes Safety Device (Lip colors + Benzo test strips sold separately)
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    $54.95 USD
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  • The Bestie Pack ($214 Value!)
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  • Co-Branded Benzo/Rooofie Test Strips
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    $500.00 USD
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  • Esōes Cup Cover
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Be Altrulipstick!

Give A Gift

Elevate your compassion to a new level with Esōes's Altrulipstick.  

Step into the role of a cosmetarian – a cosmetic humanitarian – and make an impact by purchasing an Esōes Altrulipstick package. We’ll gift each package (customized with a note from you) to a survivor in the care of one of our nonprofit partners.
Altrulipstick isn't just a cosmetic; it's a symbol of empowerment, resilience, and support for those who have overcome so much!

GIVE A GIFT NOW!

esoes merch is here!

  • Esōes Consent is Sexy T-Shirt
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    $31.95 USD
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  • Esōes Beanie
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    $24.95 USD
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  • Esōes Drunk Girl Bathroom Energy T-Shirt
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    $31.95 USD
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  • Esōes Consent is Sexy Sweatshirt
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    $54.95 USD
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the esoes angels

the esoes angels

We are proud to have over 50 investors from 10 different states who have created an Esōes female founded investor fund. This diverse, powerful group of angel investors are leading the way towards a safer world for all of us!

Interested in investing? Email us at: joy@esoescosmetics.com

joy hoover

Inventor, Founder
Chief Executive Officer

Meet Joy, a determined 3rd time founder, with an extensive 15-year background in executive leadership, organizational development, and human-driven social impact. Combining her expertise in entrepreneurship + her education in cosmetology and fashion design, she spearheads Esōes Cosmetics with a strategic approach to creative brand management, relational fundraising, innovative problem-solving, partner relationship management, and collaborative efforts both locally and nationwide.

Joy's dynamic leadership and vision are the driving force behind Esōes, earning her well-deserved recognition as Entrepreneur of the Year at the Iconic Women of Distinction Awards. Unapologetically bold, she fearlessly takes on the fight to end violence, symbolized by her bright lip and signature wide-brimmed hat, paving the way for future generations, empowering her daughters with the knowledge that anything is possible!

phil hoover

Honorary Co-Founder
Chief Experience Officer 

Meet Phil, a guiding force within Esōes Cosmetics, leveraging his background in tech and market training, as well as customer care and service. Phil oversees crucial areas such as onboarding and training, customer and employee relations, and technical support. Within the absolute whirlwind of entrepreneurship, Phil's presence brings a sense of calm and stability.

What sets Phil apart is his unwavering compassion for humanity, as he uses his privilege to prioritize other's safety. His profound commitment to making a positive impact wherever he goes is the true essence of love, a definition that inspires all of us. We consider ourselves incredibly fortunate to have Phil as an integral part of our team and as a dedicated ally in our fight to build a safer world! Armed with dad jokes, conversations about consent, and chef-worthy vegan recipes, Phil is teaching his daughters what respect and dignity look like in action.

Hey Babe!